There’s a title you don’t see every day. I threw poop at my husband.
Last Sunday, I told my husband, “If you fall asleep, I promise I am going to dump this dirty diaper on your head.”
He fell asleep, snoring gloriously loud while I did laundry and chased the toddler.
So when he woke up, I JOKINGLY hovered the diaper over his head.
Well, the contents of the diaper fell out onto my husband. Let me make this clear: I dropped a gigantic turd onto my husband. It was an accident, but a giant turd to the head all the same.
I have a photo of this part too, but I will spare you.
I ran faster than I have ever ran before and locked myself in the bathroom. All the while, laughing until I almost peed my pants.This may have been the hardest I have ever laughed in my entire life.
He stalked me for about 30 minutes with what I am sure were evil intentions, but he finally gave up.
All that to say, never pretend you will put poop on someone unless you plan to do it.